Friday, September 12, 2014

Chewing Gum

Dear Heather,
I highly enjoyed the garlic flavored chewing gum you graced me with 4th hour.  My breath just smelled to good after my lovely lunch and you totally helped my mouth smell disgusting, and I thank you for that.  Now I can go the rest of the day repelling people with just the scent of my mouth!  Garlic is a totally underrated flavor of chewing gum and I hope in the near future people see the great effects it has. 
So I thank you Heather,
Marissa Pease 

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